Shit is Fucked

02:14PM Gubber: ga
02:15PM Gubber: is shit fucked over there?
02:19PM Robbo: shit is fucked
02:19PM Gubber: cbs is down
02:19PM Gubber: shit is fucked
02:19PM Gubber: thats an awesome line
02:19PM Robbo: oggie can't log in
02:19PM Gubber: hey rob, shit is fucked
02:19PM Gubber: tell Og that "shit is fucked"
02:19PM Robbo: shit IS fucked
02:20PM Robbo: done
02:20PM Robbo: doit is fucked: http://helpdesk.doit.wisc.edu/outage.php
02:20PM Robbo: PHP error. sweet action
02:20PM Gubber: their shit is fucked
02:21PM Gubber: From (name removed)...
02:21PM Gubber: Just thought you might want to know, the network is down. Just happened.
02:21PM Gubber: thanks for the alert (name removed). even though it's wrong
02:22PM Robbo: (name removed) is brilliant
02:22PM Gubber: the network isnt down. if it was how would you send an email
02:22PM Robbo: like a child
02:22PM Gubber: duh?????
02:22PM Gubber: the basic problem is that shit is fucked
02:22PM Robbo: your phone is ringing...
02:22PM Gubber: and she refuses to turn off her email alert flag
02:22PM Robbo: someone is calling to tell you their shit is fucked
02:33PM Gubber: i think shit is still fucked
02:37PM Robbo: can i blog this?

Mike's Late Excuse of the Day

"Had to shave my balls because it's getting too hot out."

New Distance Record!

We have a new long distance shot record, 24' 2" by Robbo this AM. Made on the first attempt! Oggie will now spend the rest of the day trying to beat it.

Mike's Late Excuse for the Day

"Rob said last week he didn't care. Rob said that 'if I'm not working for him, and I get my shit done, then he doesn't care when I come in.'"

(Arrival time today, between 11:30-noon.)

Mike's Late Excuse of the Day

Right hand cramped up. Had to switch to left... it took a bit longer.

Mike's Late Excuse of the Day

"I didn't get back from MN until like 2."

Messing with Perfection

So I was at the store the other day buying some candy. I ran across some crap labeled NEW! Reeses Peanut Butter Cups Carmel!

So I ponied up for a couple packs. And you know what? They sucked. Why do companies insist on changing what is one of the best if not the best candy treat ever devised?

Now Im stuck with 2 packs of this carmel crap.

Mike's Late Excuse of the Day

"One of my good friends is leaving for the summer, so I had to hang out with her."

It's a hit!

Just got Mike's right-nut! Jack-pot!

Mike's Late Excuse of the Day

"Got really wasted with Cheryl."

(Cheryl is Mike's ex-girlfriend.)

A New Era

So last night we had 2 shows TiVoing at 8pm. I wanted to also record the That 70s SHow reunion thing. I was going to run downstairs and deal with it but instead I thought, "Ill just download it instead"

So I have now reached the point where I will not walk downstairs to tape a show because it will be available on the net.

Industry

Which industry is most deserving of a downturn which benefits consumers.

1. Recording Industry. They made us buy CDs for $15 that included maybe 2 or 3 good songs. Now theyre whining when were buying to good songs for 99 cents and ignoring the crap. I hate the recording industry

2. Energy industry. Adelphia. Enron. All those idiots in California with their rolling blackouts. Is there any group of people that deserve a bigger kick in the ass than these jerkoffs.

3. Oil Industry. Lets see, raise the price of gas over $3 a gallon. In the same freakin quarter report record profits. And at the same time Congress isnt passing legislation aimed at price gouging.

4. Congress. Im convinced that you dont have to be smart to be in COngress, you just have to have no scruples and be able tobe easily manipulated.

5. Professional Sports. For the most part, overpaid, underperforming whiners. Why do we pay attention to these people.

6. Television News. Agenda-laden. Can we have some unbiased outlet for information? Internet is the most unbiased source of information.

7. The Executive Branch of the Government. Talk about a den of thieves. I dont trust any of them.

You know some industries Im happy with?

1. Cable TV. Thats right, In the past one of the most maligned industries. Now my TV always works. I have a fast internet connection. My phone calls come over the net. Theres some very advanced features that actually work. They have really turned it around. Sattellite had something to do with it im sure.

2. Fast food. I go to a fast food location. I ask for food. I get it quickly and at an affordable price. Thats how its supposed to work.

3. P2P. The idiot recording industry has forces me to investigate the possibility of maybe using a P2P network to download some demo music.

3.

Trust Fund

Trust Fund boy is complaining about being bored.

My response is "stop whining or Ill give you something complain about!"

Sam's Club

So I was at Sam's Club recently. Right around lunch time. So I did a couple laps chowing down on the various fried food products available. Even got some yogurt for dessert. My question is, how many times can you go back before they notice and kick you out?

Cartoons

Whats the difference between Merrie Melodies and Looney Toons?

Oggie's Phone Prowess

OG's phone rings. Before the first ring is done he shoots a look at his phone and says, "Send me an email! I hate you!".

He is known for hating phones and hating talking on phones. He turns off my ringer on days that I'm not here.