Thursday, August 31, 2006

Oggie, Bloggie

Well D-Con is now comfortably situated in the B. He's a dependable player of HORSE and knows most of the tobacco and alcohol related trivia questions. He is a solid junior member.

But one cant help but reminisce about the departed Oggie. There has been subtle changes in the B since that dark day in June.

GumSeng has fallen out of favor.

Donuts are more prevelant.

It seems to smell a bit more these days. I dont know if thats the stale hickory smokiness of D-Con or the lackof Oggie's charcoal like ability to absorb and emilinate odors.

Havent seen Tessie in awhile.

While Oggie was known to scream at ringing phones, D-Con aims his profanity laden oubursts at his computer.

Its not better or worse these days. Just different.

2 blog or knot 2 blog....

That is the question. The current level of blogginess is unacceptable. All we do is post horse and trivia scores.

We have to either take it to the next level or abandon it. Since we dont suck I think we aim for the next level. Ok so heres the rules/guidelines.
1. You will submit 3 post per week.
2. All posts must not suck.
3. If you dont post 3 times, you suck.

This counts as a post for this week.

C-Block

Quote of the Day: "These trees are cock-blocking me!" (Referencing the lush trees outside of the B windows.)

Friday, August 11, 2006

Ass Stain

Over the last few days (weeks? months?) there has been a lingering odor in the B. Kind of an assy odor if you will. We (and by "we" I mean "I") have narrowed down the source of the ass odor to my chair. It has been scent stained by repeated ass dropping. Has this EVER happened before in the history of the world?

I brought some Febreze in and plan on soaking the chair before I leave today. Check back on Monday for the results.