The B Trivia - 90's Edition:

Gubber: 23

Robbo and Crispy: 18

Eric: 16

Joel: 10

Tessie, Nick, Will: 8

Ridiculously difficult trivia edition:

Nick - 4
Joel - 5
Crispy - 7
Mike - 7
Robbo - 9
Gubber - 16

Hook-up Rating (6/5/2014)

Brad - 1
Dave - 4.5
Gubber - too much clothing to rate
Joel - 1
Mike - 4
Nick - 4.5

I'm just saying, that's not a 1.

A rough round of trivia

Joel - 8
Nick - 6
Mike - 6
Crispy - 5

There were a lot of guesses and many profanities while reading the answers. 

"My three favorite things, holes, dudes, and blowing."
- The Kzilator

Hook-up Rating (5/15/2014)

Out of 10, we have:

TBear: 3.5
Conner: 5.5
Robbo: 5...maybe a 6
Joel: 7
Gubber: you cant just throw ratings around willy-nilly.

Farewell Dave, you are dead to us now!

Dave Conner has moved into the A because managers can't have their room smell of farts while meeting with customers, or something like that. So we decided we would help him decorate his new office. Here are some picture's taken with Dave's potato phone:

Publish or Suck

Post on the B blog or you suck. Simple as that.

The B's Presidential Endorsements

The B has finally decided to release its endorsements for both the Democratic and Republican parties for the upcoming primary season. While we realize this may significantly alter the polls for Iowa and New Hampshire, we feel as though now is the best time to release this information. Without further adieu:

Dem: We have a tie! Dual endorsement for the tiniest man with the grandest ideas (Kucinich) and the smooth operator who may actually shake up Washington (Obama).

Rep: We're still confident that McCain hasn't abandoned his maverick ideals and really isn't a religious right toadie. So, McCain gets the nod.

Oh Conner

Conner announces as he runs off on vacation: "The B is dead to me!"

Ships Ahoy!

Thar be many a ships out in the ocean today. Come hither for a closer look.

I'm also pissed at DConn for f-ing up the trivia/hoops scores. Let it be known that I dominated the competition with like a 21 score last week.

I just leveled my Pally!

I think that says it all

Swear Jar

So the swear jar has been instituted. In the typical half-arse culture of the B, no rules or guidelines were mentioned. Its pretty much a free for all. So here is a partial list of questions that need to be answered.

- Does one have to be fully in the B to offend or is breaking the plane while standing outside enough. Is it 2 feet in or one foot in?

- What is the list of chargable words?

- Are all words charged at the same rate?

- If words are strung together in a hyphenated way, does that count as a single swear?

- How audible does the swear have to be?

- Is there an intensifier based on loudness or quantity? For example double for the second swear in one sentence or one audible from the hallway?

- Can fines be rescinded based upon creativity, situation causing the curse, people currently in the B or other circumstances?

- Will fines be assessed for typical non-swear word used in a swearing construct. For example using bull-sheet.

- Can anybody assess ad-hoc fines? Possibly the majority of the B ruling on these.

- Will offending odors be similarily taxed?

- Who will write the website to track these fines? .NET? ASP? C#? perl?

- Can we swear while quoting another person? Or telling a joke perhaps? Or reading a web page aloud in the B?

Answers. We need answers.

Blogage Suckage

This blog sucks

Tirvia Tidbits

So you want to play trivia like Gubber. heres a couple of handy hints.

1. When the answer to a question is obviously the name of a state, choose California

2. When the answer is obviously a President, choose FDR.

3. Study up on South America. Paraguay, Peru, Argentina, Columbia. Although Brazil and Ecquador come up less than you'd think.

4. If the question is similar to the form, "How many xxxx did something?" consider zero and one as answers.

5. If the question is of the form How many out of every 5 xxx's did something, do not pick 0 or 5. 1 or 4 is your best bet here.

6. In first position it is not always a good idea to throw out a guess. It may pop a light on in the head of your opponent. In 2nd position, always guess something.

7. The Robbo/Clue rule. If in first position and asked to list items, do not list any until you have the entire list.

8. Ross Perot pops up more than you'd think.

9. In 2nd position guesses at sports questions, its a good idea to go with people obvious in the sport. Hockey - Gretzky, Baseball - Babe Ruth, Basketball - Jordan, Golf - Tiger, Olympics - Jesse Owens.

10. TV and Movie questions. Again, pick obvious choices for the time period of the question.

Proper Toilet/Urinal Etiquette

So I walk into the men's bathroom, and notice an immediate ominous sign. Of the three bathroom stalls available, only the outside two are open, the third in the middle has legs and shoes protruding.

OK, let's break down the possibly outcomes:

1. It's possible Man A walks into an empty bathroom and picks one of the two outside stalls. Then Man B walks into the bathroom, notices one of the three stalls is occupied and proceeds to chose the "right stall", the one furthest from the occupied stall. Now Man C, the afforementioned man, walks in and chose to sandwhich himself between the two men in the occupied stalls. Then both Man A and Man B finish their businees and leave, and I somehow manage to walk into the bathroom while Man C is still in the middle stall. Chance of this happening in this bathroom are maybe 1 in 1000.

2. Now, far more likely there was no Man A or Man B. Man C is simply a middle shitter.

I think we need pass this story and this webpage to all who walk these halls.
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Ahoy matey!

Harbormaster Dave declares many new ships with large cargos have entered the port of Madison, with many more on the horizon. Long live Madisonian commerce!

Oggie, Bloggie

Well D-Con is now comfortably situated in the B. He's a dependable player of HORSE and knows most of the tobacco and alcohol related trivia questions. He is a solid junior member.

But one cant help but reminisce about the departed Oggie. There has been subtle changes in the B since that dark day in June.

GumSeng has fallen out of favor.

Donuts are more prevelant.

It seems to smell a bit more these days. I dont know if thats the stale hickory smokiness of D-Con or the lackof Oggie's charcoal like ability to absorb and emilinate odors.

Havent seen Tessie in awhile.

While Oggie was known to scream at ringing phones, D-Con aims his profanity laden oubursts at his computer.

Its not better or worse these days. Just different.

2 blog or knot 2 blog....

That is the question. The current level of blogginess is unacceptable. All we do is post horse and trivia scores.

We have to either take it to the next level or abandon it. Since we dont suck I think we aim for the next level. Ok so heres the rules/guidelines.
1. You will submit 3 post per week.
2. All posts must not suck.
3. If you dont post 3 times, you suck.

This counts as a post for this week.

C-Block

Quote of the Day: "These trees are cock-blocking me!" (Referencing the lush trees outside of the B windows.)