When buying your garbage cans, stick to those that rectangular in shape. If you get the round ones they will roll away with the wind. While this is an easy to accumulate garbage cans of your neighbors, it is somewhat awkward using then on subsequent garbage days because your neighbors will say "Hey isnt that my garbage can?" Which will cause one of 3 things to happen.
1. You will tell a foolish and easily disproved lie.
2. You will embarrassingly have to give the garbage can back.
3. You will have to hide in your garage for the rest of your life whenever you see your neighbor outside.
The rectangular ones will not roll away thus saving you time, energy and detective work tracking them down. And tell others to do the same. BOYCOTT ROUND GARBAGE CANS!!
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