Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Proper Toilet/Urinal Etiquette

So I walk into the men's bathroom, and notice an immediate ominous sign. Of the three bathroom stalls available, only the outside two are open, the third in the middle has legs and shoes protruding.

OK, let's break down the possibly outcomes:

1. It's possible Man A walks into an empty bathroom and picks one of the two outside stalls. Then Man B walks into the bathroom, notices one of the three stalls is occupied and proceeds to chose the "right stall", the one furthest from the occupied stall. Now Man C, the afforementioned man, walks in and chose to sandwhich himself between the two men in the occupied stalls. Then both Man A and Man B finish their businees and leave, and I somehow manage to walk into the bathroom while Man C is still in the middle stall. Chance of this happening in this bathroom are maybe 1 in 1000.

2. Now, far more likely there was no Man A or Man B. Man C is simply a middle shitter.

I think we need pass this story and this webpage to all who walk these halls.
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2 comments:

Jeff said...

When choosing a depostiory among 3 in a row, do you look in the first one and if it is foul in some way, do you then check #2 or #3?

Anonymous said...

every stall in a mens' restroom is foul.