State of the B

B associates, advocates, and allies:

As we look back over the year, there have been many significant developments in the B. Unfortunately, we lost a member of the B, Bunny, but it is in his memory that we preserve the core values of the B: a life devoted to service and honor, and even more importantly, general rambunctiousness and tomfoolery.

It was also in this past year that we undertook a major office reorganization. While a tumultuous time, every one of us can be proud of the result: more space for stretching, better visibility of the door, and equal window access for all.

In domestic issues, this year more than ever, we have filled the B with more trinkets and distractions. By more than doubling the number of plants in the office, we have made great strides with the environment. A new Brett Favre photo promotes the integrity that can only come from a professional athlete; and of course we cannot forget the new library that is lit up and welcomes all.

Gentlemen, we are happy to report, that the state of the B is strong.

This upcoming year could be characterized as a building year. We will start with an aggressive push to get the hoop up and operational again. With a possible health epidemic arising from the Gum, the B can no longer neglect our physical needs. Also, a happy B is a productive B.

It's also time we invest in ourselves and our future. With raises and reclassifications for the B, we will inspire new discussions on investments and the stock market. While we cannot garauntee any return on the investment, this will add to the long-term value of B members. This initiative is long overdue.

As always, there will be a dedicated effort to update technology in the B. Faster computers, larger monitors are all absolutely necessary for our continued long-term health, and we expect strong support from our primary advocate (BIG!) in this area.

Unfortunately, with the projected departure of Ogmo, there may be some turmoil in the B. But Robbo and Gubber have proven themselves time and again to be resilient in the face of change. We are confident they will either find a new member who is worthy of the B, or remove Ogmo's desk and reinstitute the Bennis court.

We thank you all for your support of the B from the past year and we are fully expecting another prosperous year.